Your Horoscope For Today Weird Al

By | April 12, 2016

Weirdest Misheard Lyrics Of All Time

In New York Concrete jungle, wet dream tomato I see a little silhouetto of a man Got a moose, got a moose Will you do the fandango Thunderbolt What's a fandango It's a movie service. Yeah, okay. My neck hurts. Secret asian man, secret asian man Fufufufuck her face Fufufufuck her face No, stop that. Fufufufuck her face Fufufufuck her face.

There's a bathroom on the right Pull over! Yeah, we've been driving for like three hours. I told you we're not stopping. You're not my real dad!! I wish that I wasn't. I miss mom. I'm into having sex I ain't into makin' love So come gimme a hug, If you into gettin' drugged What You nasty, some Cosby shit. Here we are now in containers Avocado, a potato, yeah..

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with muffins Le ro lo le lo le Chris Le ro lo le lo le Chris, stop eating my muffins. I haven't had breakfast, I'm hungry. Dirty deeds Underneath, done with sheep, thunderchief No, no it's thunderchief, guys. It's done with sheep. It's underneath. It's actually hunger Keith. Get out of here Keith. Get out of our tutorial.

You can't be in every tutorial Keith. I need a band, I need a band. Get out of here! You're gonna miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me by my walk You're gonna miss me by my taco. You're gonna miss when I'm gone. It's not fair to deny me of the crosseyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you, ought a know. Blinded by the light.

Wrapped like a douche, another runner in the night coughs Fuck, Chris. Chris Yeah, snap yo bagels. Do ya stare You can do it all by yo self Hold me closer Tony Danza There's only one thing that would make this better. It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna. It's gonna be May. Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Darlin' you're so great I can't wait for you to ovulate. What Sexual. Yeah gross Eugene, Allison let's get out of here. Oh, you smell like a douche. What like Axe Body Spray No like an actual douche. You can dance, you can die. Having the time of your life. Chris choking Whoooooo, see that girl, watch that scene Kicking the dancing queen Chris I'm still Chris I'm still alive.

Men Who Sparked Your Sexual Awakening

I don't know why Disney is so good at putting swagger into animals, but it makes me uncomfortable. Zoot Alors What really woke me up sexually as a child, we all know that Simba had it going on. And he gets off that log and he's a man now, and he starts singing, and he's like It means no worries I was like, what's happening to me right now laughs That's when I started feeling things that I just had not felt before. Obviously loved Leo.

Because I have a heart and a vagina. He's still sexually awakening me. And definitely Justin Timberlake from 'N Sync 'cause, I mean, hello. I loved The Back Street Boys. I had a whole Back Street Boy wall in my room, which I regretted for years. Another person that really did it for me was Aaron Carter. Bieber has nothing on Aaron Carter. I loved Ryan Phillippe when he played the bad boy in Cruel Intentions , even though that's a whole through line of incest. As a kid there were a lot of indescribable feelings.

That I had when I watched Jafar and Jasmine interact. And it was just like I don't want this to stop, but what is this And it felt wrong. I don't think I've ever met someone in life as charming as the fox in the animated Robin Hood. So much swagger. How do they do that He would just like cross his legs, and then throw off his hat. Paul Walker in The Skulls. Let's talk. He was just like rowing in the dimly lit sinister underground world of power and sex.

I was really into that. When I was in third grade I had a super big crush on Michael J. Fox. And everyone would say, Oh, Michael J. Fox, like Marty McFly, like you saw Back to the Future And I was like, Yup. When it real life it was Michael J. Fox circa Spin City. JTT. I don't even need to say from what. He was everything. I really liked Johnny Yong Bosch in his Mighty Morphin Power Ranger days when he played the black ranger. He just seemed like one of those every day.

Cool, cute guys, as opposed to the super testosterone leaders that everybody else was. I loved Dawson's Creek. Not Dawson, it was all about Pacey. I loved Hocus Pocus. The main guy was cute in it too. And you spend the whole movie thinking he's really cute, and then the cat becomes that boy. And you're like done. Like I'm done. Zoot Alors He wore that shirt from the 1700's that was like that white ruffly, like with just a little bit of chest hair. And his hair was that like.

People Try The Charlie Charlie Challenge Prank Tutorial

together Charlie, Charlie, are we safe screaming So after a brief investigation, we've decided that this Charlie Charlie thing is kinda just an internet hoax. together Charlie, Charlie, are you there Charlie, Charlie, are you there Charlie, Charlie, are you here Charlie, Charlie, are you in a chocolate factory So for the duration of this tutorial, I'm just gonna mess with people. Man, I don't mess with ghosts. I am so superstitious, I don't know why I'm doing this! Don't know if I can set this,.

My nerves are a little, I'm a little shaky. You're shaking. I know, it's terrifying. I'm a little shaky. together Charlie, Charlie, can we play screaming No scared noises Charlie's here, Charlie is in the building. It ain't Charlie, it's somebody else. Grandma I do not wanna die with you, man, no offence. together Charlie, Charlie, do you wanna hurt us No! screaming Oh my god! I think I'm done. together Charlie, Charlie, can we play laughing Voiceover Alright, Charlie, you can come out now.

No, no, no, no, no. No, stop! If this is a thing, you need to stop it! What are you doing I'm Charlie. Why are you doing that What Shut up! Shut up! Oh, I hate you so much! laughing Why, why, why Charlie, Charlie, will you appear What I'm Charlie. Hi. Hi. No, I'm not possessed! Oh my god! laughing It's bringing millions and millions of people together so I guess there's some benefit to all this.

Chicken Head Tracking Smarter Every Day

Hey it's me Destin. Ahh. I got my dad a present for father's day, and it's kind of weird, so I figured I'd show you an interesting principle with the present. It's a chicken. I got my dad a chicken for father's day, and I want to show you a pretty interesting method that chickens have to keep their heads stable. You know in guidance and control you have feedback loops and so you have to know your position, and where your relative motion is going so you can compensate for it, but chickens are really good.

At this, so I'll show you. Watch his head stay totally stationary as I move his body. I can move his body in pretty much any direction and his head stays rock solid in one position. This is really hard to do. So anyway, he knows exactly where his body is and where his body's moving. It's kinda fun to watch isn't it. So, they're really good at it I don't really know why, but I'm sure there's an explanation There's my sister Browley with the other chicken we got dad, so.


Hi boys and girls. Today I will do my own haircut. Usually my friend Maria does it, but she's away on vacation. She is a professional hairdresser and oil massage therapist. At last, my old boring long hair will disappear. This is exciting. I don't know if I look good in short hair. Soon, you are able to see my ear piercing and my tattoos. They hurt but it was worth the price. What do you think Do you think I look good or was it better before I hope I don't scare you away.

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