TED CRUZ A Bad Lip Reading
You can turn these captions off and on using the CC button. I'd like to stick garden gnomes in this building Yeah, I guess you would Hi, death will find you soon I'm not sure you'll be remembered You're the devil That little boy has like a thousand freckles And everybody's all ew Like there's goobers on his bod I'm done listening You know, Ted's always kinda freaky He eats hair Human hair He's the first one to say Let's go out and eat hair! It's wonderful now and again See.
Mmmm, hair, mmmm If there's one thing our country doesn't need more of It's goose diarrhea! I heard you got orange rugs here That's a lie Hey could you cut me a rug here A rug Yeah. An orange one No, we don't make them I know This one's a classic Jordan the centipede taught me a card trick Mmm hmm mmmm Thank you You got happy cheer! E, look! I went down to the summer camp and took a can of gasoline Don't light the cabins on fire I wish I couldn't, but it's too late.
Ah, well doesn't that mean you go to jail No, because I ran away You know what, I just love to twerk holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla I've been testing out some new campaign slogans that are a little less obvious I need a bogel for the glotch Stop Volution Your face isn't my face That old man just took your spork If you want boyfriend time, then you must be a girlfriend I hate pervy records Mhhaaah pfrengh! Hmm, i wanna use that I made a hole and then barfed on the beach.
I made a hole and then barfed on the beach I made a hole and then barfed on the beach This great nation's like a pork pie Juicy America! Gabe! Hey, who hates cigarettes I do! Hooray for you! You know, originally Heidi wanted to marry a different fella She wanted Herbert Spinnecki Yeah, he was into football Herbert was beautiful He was just always very open and sensuous with me, you know Like on the weekend, he'd bring fruit and lay by the fire with me and tell me I looked like a French model.
How to Read Tarot Cards Tips on Reading Tarot Cards
Hi I'm Suzanne Diamond I'm a psychic and I'm with expertvillage. Now lets go into taking all of the components of your reading and given a hypothetical as to what this means if you take all the number position and put them together. If you recall we started off with king of pentacles that being the card the questioner whether it would be yourself or your client. The medium environment indicated that he could have been a little bit confused over what direction to go in his career. In his goal card or the best outcome it could.
Be accomplish under the circumstances. Perhaps there was some business people in his environment that he need to watch out for and in his for past his main concern about was about just making money and building that economic foundation. In his recent past the lovers card while in other readings it might indicate a lover in this instance I'm indicating someone who enjoys there work. That is recent past going into his future because he enjoys his work so much he wanted to be like the 2 of steps of warrior. He wanted to get into a better position and.
A position where maybe he could supervise or be mentoring some of his coworkers or subordinates. Your next card your number 7 card having to do with this gentlemen state of mind is that he wants to do something new, something that he never tried before. In his immediate environment this is his own stress over his situation that is what he is what he is working against. In intuition card queen of pentacles is despite his own concerns and his own stress he knows deep inside that he has the skills, that he has the people skills.
And the mathematical skills to prepare over his environment. then we have the final outcome card which is the hermit card that indicates that he needs to do some looking up stairs or the very least he needs to go to his boss the person who is ahead of him and say this is the position that I want or I want to have a position created for me. As you could see each cards builds on the other card. Each position builds on the next postilion forming a complete reading your Celtic cross hypothetical reading.
Psychic Txt Free Reading Week of 01310206, 2016
Hey Everyone! Welcome to your Psychic TXT forecast for the week of January 31st through February 6th 2016. The Ten of Diamonds starts us off this week with it's happy confirmation that all is well. Things we've been worrying about are turning out to have had more bark than bite. In a pleasant turn of events we are being invited to just relax and enjoy life for the sheer sake of enjoyment. This is a time when we can take a moment for ourselves and reflect on all the good things in our lives. Even the seemingly basic and boring things in life.
Have their positive sides. Just like needing to buy a new mop is a reflection of having a floor to clean which in turn means we have a roof over our heads and a place to call home. The Five of Hearts shows up next to talk to us about how we view ourselves in this great wide world. In relationship reads, when this card comes up it can show that one or both people involved are putting too much of their value and worth by what the other person thinks.
Of them. This card brings us a gentle reminder that we are worthy of truly great love and we need not sacrifice our very souls in the process of finding it. Realizing your value is in how well you look after yourself and how the only opinion that should matter, is your opinion that you have of yourself. This is what can balance a relationship and bring it to a place of forward momentum in the very best way. Last but not least is the Queen of Diamonds. This lofty lady of high ideals and standards.
Is calling on you to ask more from yourself. Not in a mean and critical way, but because she knows you have it in you to do truly great things. So many of you out there watching this right now, feel like you need to finish this thing or do that thing, before you can even start living the life you want. You are in effect waiting for someone you respect to grant you permission to go the direction you want in life. The Queen of Diamonds is here to tell you, you are the only one you need permission from. Now get going and start.
The 9 BEST Scientific Study Tips
Time for school And it's no surprise that many of us are determined to study smarter instead of longer But which study tips and tricks actually work scientifically, and can help you get those perfect grades First step, research shows that study sessions are most effective in small short chunks Instead of cramming in a ten hour study session, it's much more effective to spread it out into twenty thirtyminutes sessions over a few weeks This is because your brain is better at encoding information into the synapses in short repeated sessions as opposed to one large one.
And this is why even learning different skills, whether it's swimming, tenis, or a singing lesson often follows the same format and well, cramming an pulling allnighters may be a ritual, it turns out that this is linked to the lowest grades after prolonged study sessions , reasoning and memoring may be negatively effected for after 4 whole days instead, setting up specific times in a day, or during the week, just to study primes your brain by creating a routine and overtime studying actually becomes easier, as your brain is trained to learn in those moments.
And well, many of us spend hours passively rereading our notes or highlighting a textbook studies have shown this to be inaffective it doesn't improve your understanding of topics. nor does it link key concepts together it can even be detrimental, as it draws your attention to less important information Flashcards, on the other hand, are proven to be excellent memory reinforcement tools Whether, during your schedule study times, or during off times like a bus ride home It also helps to have a specific goal for each study session pick one aspect you're focused on.
Whether it's balancing chemical equations or learning how to conjugate french birds if you can't explain it simply, then you don't understand it well enough if students in individual, were asked to learn a passage and then half were told they will be tested on the material while the other half were told they would have to teach it to other students participants expecting to teach it, did much better on understanding when you're expected to teach, your brain organizes the information in a more logical coherent structure of course, practice, practice, practice!.
Not only do practice tests for your brains in your enviroment but even if you make mistakes, they help identify gaps in your knowledge practice test have also been proofed to increase confidence, then by leading to better performance so where should you be studying research shows that having a designated secret spot for studying , that is well equiped with every tool you might need is best just like setting times , this primes your brain for studying have an awesome study playlist not so fast well some studies have shown that certain types of classical music can help improve concentration.
Guide to Reading Tarot Cards How to Do a Tarot Card Reading
Hi. I'm Anubha Gupta on behalf of Expert Village. Now I'll be talking about how to read the cards. It's very important that you give to the other person the deck of cards and let him shuffle it. Once he is comfortable with the cards, take them back and then spread the cards. It is a very important segment of reading the cards because you have to pull out cards according to the person's questions. Give him time to just think about it, just give him one minute probably to think about his particular question. For instance if that.
Person is really worried about how the relationship will end or is there any future to this particular relationship, ask him to close his eyes and then just pull out the cards. Once the person pulls out the card, there is a Faith card coming out. So as you can see in the Faith card and as we talked earlier also, that this card says that you have to trust the person. There is going to be a lot of trust required. There has to be a lot of patience, which this.
Relationship will be requiring. So better be very particular once this card is coming out, then you have to be very patient. For instance there can be other questions as when can I conceive or will I be able to conceive or not, and then there's a Magician card comes. That means that it happens instantly. You'll not expect it and the results come positive. Everything has to be a magicians trick kinds. That means a person has to be very lucky, the kid will be very lucky. Everything will happen automatically, you don't have to undergo.
Any surgeries or any kind of trouble. This is the way you can easily do predictions for others and for yourself. But make sure you are doing it on a Friday because Friday is a day which is ruled by Venus which is the God of love. So if you're doing on a particular Friday, or Thursday, because Thursday is supposed to be God of commitment of a particular relationship. So choose either of the days once you are doing the readings and the reading will go really well and without any problems.
The Meaning of Each Tarot Card All About the Hanged Man Tarot Card
I, welcome back. I'm so excited to have Marybeth Murphy, our spiritual coach, here teaching us more about the Major Arcana cards. Okay, so now we're going to talk about the Hanged Man. I know, it's sounds horrible doesn't it, but he's not, he's cool, he's just hanging around, right, look at him, he's upside down, he's just hanging and he's hanging and the reason he's hanging is because he doesn't have to worry about too much. We always wonder if something happens wrong to us we're very so consumed about getting the other person.
Back or something like that, which, we are human, that's what happens. But the Hanged Man, it's basically saying, and I'm going to read to you a little bit from the book, it says Trust that all will get what they deserve. Sacrifices may be necessary and not all battles will be won. Some are not worth fighting and are better left off for gone. Self control may be necessary. So, sometimes we always wonder why things happen in life, but remember when one door closes another one opens. You don't have to worry about getting.
Back at somebody or making sure everything is fair and equal. The universe has a way of taking care of that and that's what The Hanged Man is around to remind us of. The next one is Temperance, and Temperance means just that, is that everything in balance. Everything in equal, equilibrium. Everything in moderation, you know they always say with diets the best thing to do is have whatever you want but just eat in moderation, don't binge on the chocolate and all that other stuff, but that's pretty much what its saying.
Have what you want in life but temper it, temper it with balance. I'll read to you a little bit from the book, it says Moderation in all things. Having achieved many material and spiritual goals, knows a time of equilibrium. Appreciation of simple pleasures. Any sense of balance. Okay and the final card right now is Death. Now everyone gets so upset with the Death card, and that's the thing about Tarot, is that it's basically misunderstood on a lot of levels, it's like dark and of the Occult and all this horrible stuff and.
It's not. Basically these cards are so old and they've been handed down for thousands of years, so and you can see in these particular cards very Renaissancey. So Death is made to look at something, and she is, she's a woman who is at her deaths door and she's pale and ghostly like. Basically what's telling you is that, do you have any regrets. If you were to die tomorrow, are you going to be happy with your life, are you going to look back and regret thing that you did or did not do. So that's what Death is telling you,.
Ask Brigit What do All Court Cards Mean in a Tarot Reading
Hi, I'm Brigit, Founder of Biddy Tarot the place to be if you're an aspiring Tarot reader and you want to transform your life and others' with Tarot. And this is a special Ask Brigit tutorial post where I answer your questions about the Tarot. Today, Drew asks What do you do when you do a reading and you only get Court cards I know that a couple of people might look at a reading full of court cards and go, Oh my goodness! and quickly gather up the cards and.
Shuffle them again or throw them away You know that you can get a new reading! Not particularly useful though if you're a professional and ethical Tarot reader! You see, court cards can be really tricky but it doesnt have to be this way. I see Court cards either as specific people or as personalities. So when you see a lot of Court cards in a Tarot reading, it can mean that there are a lot of people or personalities in your life right now that are influencing your situation. You may need to take into consideration not just what you.
Want from a particular situation but what everyone else wants. So understanding each personality type that is present in the reading may be really helpful to navigate some of those interrelationships. Now let's take it one step further. Take a look at the Court cards in your reading and see if there is a theme. Are we dealing mostly with Pages, Knights, Queens of Kings This may tell you about the level of maturity of some of the relationships you're involved with. Look at the suits is there a theme here.
If the Court cards were all Cups, you may be dealing with an emotional group of people. And finally, how are the Court cards interacting with each other in the cards Are they facing one another or turning away What does this tell you about the dynamics of the relationships So there you go, Drew. I hope that next time you have a reading full of Court cards you can easily and confidently interpret the reading! If you loved this Tarot topic, you'll find even more Tarot love at biddytarot. You can also sign up for my free Tarot tutorials.
Free Daily Oracle Card Reading for Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Hey beautiful souls! I'm Nicole Guillaume with Guiding Echoes and this is your daily oracle for Wednesday June 11th 2014. I'm using the Conscious Spirit Oracle Deck written and illustrated by Kim Dreyer and published by US Game Systems Incorporated. So let's see what your card has to say. Okay, and the card we have says, At days rest. Pretty selfexplanatory, right Today's been a rough day. It's been a rough week. Your kids have gotten out of school. Many of them have graduated. Now they're home all the time,.
And you may be home all the time. So you're finding that you're being stretched in different areas of your life right now. This card is telling you that you're working hard. There's a lot of changes going on and tonight is a time for you to simply rest. Resting simply means that you're not working as much. So instead of putting a lot of time into dinner for the family, maybe you want to order a pizza tonight. Keep it simple. Instead a doing a lot of chores when you get home,.
Maybe it's good to just put the family together in the living area and watch TV together. Maybe watch a Disney movie or something that makes ya feel good. So leave your problems at the door. Do not bring them into your area this evening. Because your mind needs a break from from problemsolving. Apparently my mouth needs a break from talking, right giggle I couldn't even say that right. But anyhow your mind needs a break from problemsolving. And your body needs a break from running around. So tonight is a night of rest. So make sure that you.
Reward yourself and your family for all your hard work with a night of rest. The affirmation on the bottom of this card says, I find peace in nature and rest my body and mind in order to connect to Spirit. So there's another idea for you. Maybe you and your family can go outside and look at the stars. Maybe could spend time in nature. Have a picnic. Ride your bikes. Do something fun. So that is your daily oracle for Wednesday, June 11th 2014. If you found this tutorial helpful please remember to LIKE it,.
How to Read Tarot Cards Reading by the Book vs. Reading Clairvoyantly
Hi I'm Suzanne Diamond I'm a psychic and I'm here with expertvillage. Now we will go into the differences between reading by the book if it where verses reading clairvoyantly. When anyone gets a tarot deck whether it would be from a friend or purchasing it, it would come with pamphlet or a little book of suggested meanings. Each card would have a suggested meaning and then it would show your basic Celtic cross which is the spread that we have here. Ideally this cards should be looked at as a war shack each card should give you.
A feeling and while the suggested meanings are helpful in general you don't find the emperor being mean or impulsive as the fool card for instance. They should only be suggested because ideally what you are doing from a reading is taking the placement of the cards as the Celtic card which we would go into in our next segment in scatting like in a jazz singer or a guitarist would do. This way opening up to your own intuition. The best reader that I know are reader that are open to there intuition. As I said as when.
We started this tutorial the deck should have some sort of resident with you. You should look at each particularly card and give a feeling from them. When a reader reads a spread and Celtic cross whether it would Celtic cross spread which is this or a pyramid reading whatever that spread would be a reader generally looks at the groupings as a whole and as individual different cards. The main thing that they get is the feeling that particular spread and those particular cards feel for them because it should the cards should ideally open you.
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