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By | May 1, 2016

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Chop Up Your Enemies for Chinese New Year! China Uncensored

On this episode of China Uncensored, chop up your enemies for Chinese New Year! Hi, welcome to China Uncensored, I'm your host Chris Chappell. Wow, finally! Chinese New Year is right around the corner, February 8th. Another year nearly over and all I can say is I'm glad to have survived. I have so many enemies. Probably. All of them out to get me. Probably. But now that it's New Year, I can get back at all those petty people for every imagined slight. You know, petty people! Those people that love to pry into other's affairs and stir up trouble.

But not to worry, because according to a tradition in some regions of China, the Lunar New Year is apparently a time to get back at all of them! Now as you know, Chinese New Year is also a time for homemade dumplings, or jiaozi. But you don't want petty people interfering. So make sure you do what this guy does Mold your jiaozi filling into the shape of some petty person you know, and then chop! That's why on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year some people do a tradition called du xiaorn,.

Or chopping petty people. You see, China has a long tradition in stories, art, and music of ordinary people being wronged, but not having the power to do anything about it. Especially when it comes to being wronged by people in power. And so they turn to the supernatural realm for justice denied on Earth. Hence, traditions like chopping up petty people. Wow, this guy must know a lot of petty people! And this guy, well. he might actually have some anger issues. Anyway, as you make your dumplings from the.

Symbolic minced flesh of your enemies, you need to of course pinch those dumplings closed. As this man demonstrates, that's part of the tradition, too. It's called pinching petty people's mouths. Another fun tradition is writing the names of people you don't like on the bottom of socks, and then stomping around in them. It's called Ci xiorn stepping on petty people. This is actually a thing. to the extent that you can even buy socks with the words petty person printed on the bottom. What's that Shelley You think that's petty.

All right. Shelley. Anyway, speaking of Chinese traditions, 2016 will be the Year of the Monkey. That's according to the traditional Chinese placemat zodiac. And to celebrate, it's time for the 3rd annual China Uncensored Viewer Contest Gala Extravaganza Spectacular Event Thing. For the uninitiated, here's how it works Draw your best Year of the Monkey monkey and send it to me on my Facebook page. I'll pick the winner based on my completely arbitrary standard of how much I like it. The grand prize is. a collectors' edition China Uncensored poster personally signed by a poorly paid worker.

Ellen Takes a Buzzfeed Quiz

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. IT'S A SERIOUS ADDICTION THAT IS SWEEPING OUR COUNTRY. I AM TALKING ABOUT BUZZFEED QUIZZES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BUZZFEED QUIZZES DOES ANYONE NOT KNOW WHAT BUZZFEED QUIZZES ARE OKAY, WELL, THEY'RE PERSONALITY TESTS THAT PEOPLE SHARE ON FACEBOOK. THEY'RE VERY, VERY POPULAR. THEY ASK VERY RANDOM QUESTIONS. THERE'S ONE CALLED WHAT KIND OF PIZZA SLICE ARE YOU THERE'S ONE CALLED WHICH MUPPET ARE YOU HERE'S A BETTER QUESTION, HOW DOES IT HELP YOU IN LIFE TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF PIZZA YOU ARE.

OH, I'M A MUSHROOM PIZZA. THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE SAILING. THAT EXPLAINS IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT ANYWAY, I HEARD THERE WAS ONE ABOUT ME, AND IT'S CALLED WHICH QUEEN OF COMEDY ARE YOU AND THE OUTCOMES ARE ALL FEMALE COMEDIANS LIKE MYSELF AND TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE HOW ACCURATE IT IS, AND I WOULD TAKE A QUIZ RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF YOU AND SEE IF I'M ME. cheers and applause SO THE FIRST ONE, IT SAYS PICK A TV SHOW..

I'M A FAN OF ALL THESE. I LIKE TRUE DETECTIVE. I LIKE. WELL, I LIKE ME. OKAY. I'M GONNA PICK ME. SOMEONE SAYS, WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY, YOU. COCK AN EYEBROW AND SAY NOTHING. CALMLY TELL THEM WHERE THEY CAN GO. GET INTO A HEATED DEBATE AND WIN. I'M JUST GONNA COCK AN EYEBROW AND SAY NOTHING, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT. PICK A DRINK. OH, THERE'S SEVERAL I LIKE. THAT'S HARD. I'M GONNA SAY RED WINE. ALL RIGHT, KIDS ARE. THAT'S WHAT I JUST HAD, SO I'M JUST, YOU KNOW.

KIDS ARE THE WORST. WONDERFUL AND HILARIOUS. A LOT OF WORK. THEY'RE TINY GERM SACKS. THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. WELL, THEY ARE. THEY ARE. cheers and applause THEY'RE ALSO WONDERFUL AND ALL THOSE THINGS AND A BIG RESPONSIBILITY AND THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE, BUT THEY'REI GERM SACKS. FRIDAY NIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU ON TWITTER. SPEAKING AT A CHARITY EVENT. I'M GONNA SAY ON TWITTER, 'CAUSE I BROKE IT, SO I'M GONNA SAY I. cheers and applause PICK A VICE. MM, THERE'S A LOT ON HERE I LIKE. UM. I LIKE. I LIKE TV. I THINK THAT'S A GOOD VICE.

Chinese New Year 2016 Helsinki, Finland Year of the Monkey

Over 2,000 people braved the cold to welcome in the Chinese New Year in Helsinki on Sunday, February 7, the tenth time that the Finnish capital has hosted the event. This year was the first time that the celebrations have been moved from Lasipalatsi to a new location in the heart of the city centre. Organised by International Cultural Centre Caisa and Finland China Society, and supported by the Embassy of the People's Republic of China, the day began with a vibrant and energetic parade through the streets. The program celebrating the arrival of the Year of the Monkey was filled with authentic.

People Try Gymnastics For The First Time

Yeah! struggling noises playful music I really don't know that much about gymnastics. My goal today is to do a cartwheel. I've never been able to do a cartwheel. I'll probably fall a lot. Think there's a trampoline, so I'm looking forward to that, too. Hi, welcome to Broadway Gymnastics. I'm Coach Cara, and we have a group of beginning students here. We're gonna get them out of their comfortzones, and have a good time. Well look at that! I think we all forgot that Nick is a cyborg.

Finally accomplished my high school fears of climbing a rope. grunting Yeah so, we just warmed up apparently, and I don't think I can do anymore. Tuck that chin in, hands on the floor, big push. I have this fear that I'm gonna go back, and I'm gonna roll, and my head's gonna snap off of my body. There it is! Your hands go down sideways, and you're just gonna kick all the way over, like a rainbow. Turn it into a forward roll. Tuck your chin in.

Coaches and students speaking grunt Gave me a hard time, you'll be fine. Whoa! Woman screams clapping And just try to turn your body on your toes. Woman Oh, the squat. laughing I'm so sorry. Lift, lift, lift, lift, lift, touch. Blonde I don't know what I'm supposed to do from here. Nope, nope, nope. Nope, nope. Easy. martial arts sound effect This is how cats sleep all the time. Nick I know. I wanna save my energy for the trampoline.

I know there's gonna be a trampoline. I'm not gonna waste my time on these log walking, whatever. The great thing about a gym like this is there's a bed everywhere. Anywhere you wanna go to sleep, you can go to sleep, 'cause you get tired from doing gymnastics, and then they have a bed for you. Yeah, spoon me. Okay, oh, I need to be in the small. Get in this. Oh yeah. Coach Shot jumps, shot straddle jumps. Butt, toes. Man Oh Matt.

Whoo! So high, it's terrifying. And bend them, try to turn. laughing Man Your goal is to get as many steps in a there! Woman Yeah! Man Wee! Today, I didn't accidentally kill myself, or anybody else, and I call that a success. I conquered a lot of my fears today. I feel like superman. Once I let go of the fear of breaking my neck, I actually could do some things. Oh, favorite thing was the trampoline. I know it's not an original answer, but it's the best.

Rescuers Need Rescuing Chinese Icebreaker Might Be Stuck

Things might not be over for those 52 passengers rescued from a stuck research ship in the Antarctic. The Chinese icebreaker ship that rescued them from the Russian ship Akademik Shokalskiy stuck in thick ice by helicopter just a day ago might now be stuck in that ice itself. Yep. Australian authorities say the ship has concerns about their ability to move through heavy ice in the area. Those 52 passengers, who'd been stuck since Christmas Eve, are now onboard an Australian ship, and it's going to stay in the open water nearby as a precautionary measure. Via.

Chinese New Year Dinner at Home FOOD TALES WITH LIANE

Hey guys it's Liane here from Gastrofork and tonight is the night before actual Chinese New Year. And that's when we have our tuen leen fan, which is the direct translation of togetherness dinner. It's when we celebrate being a family and bringing in the New Year together. So in Chinese culture, we like to have a bit of everything. So as you can see here, we have chicken and fish. Which are the main staples you would have, mainly because back then if you wanted chicken or you wanted fish you'd have to get them live, meaning.

That they were more expensive than beef and pork. So it was more of a rare occasion to have it in your meal. But we also have pork here and then we have beef brisket with radish. And we have a bit of veggies here, and last but not least we have a soup! The direct translation is Buddha Jumping Wall which means it tastes so good that the Buddha has to jump the wall. I didn't make that up. And as you can see here, we have abalone. Which looks amazing.

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